Garden resolutions

The community garden sleeps, so we make resolutions for 2013:

take time to smell the roses, not beat the clock

remember my fellow gardener Ralph Persad’s motto: you give you get

help cut the grass — the Briggs and Stratton motor is the ninth wonder of the world, right behind the Sturmey Archer three-speed hub. Plus, clinical trials have proven that a volunteer community gardener mowing the grass on two dollars worth of gasoline experiences more joy than Steve Jobs got building his $200-milllion super yacht.

try planting something different and radical — like brussel sprouts

sharpen my spade and my sense of humour — does anyone know any good gardening jokes? I think that’s how Russell Peters got his start in comedy.

support the volunteer committee that works hard to run our non-profit community garden at Thorncliffe Park

leverage my folk carpentry skills to repair one side of my rectangular wooden fence; this means the fence will be whole by 2016 — the same time the Gardiner Expressway is condemned.

be patient for once and don’t put the tomato plants in too early — NOT!!

listen to my garden neighbors and share their stories.

3 thoughts on “Garden resolutions

  1. All the best in 2013 Ian! I’m all ready getting excited! …. to soon?

    Here is a good one!- Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.

    • Hi Jason, thanks for getting in touch and responding to my garden humour challenge. I will give the potato joke 8.25 out of 10. Yes it is probably too soon to garden although I did ride my bike on this January day. Also my composter seems to be active. On the down side, I have some bright-green moss growing in my back yard. Hope we can get together in 2013. Talk to you soon.

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